Ari, Hydie & Ace

What’s better than learning the truth about one of the ridiculously hot Syke Nine girls? A triple dose of Syke sexiness! Prepare yourself for hot girl overload…

First up is Ari.

Facts are facts and Ari is DROP DEAD gorgeous. However, like her fellow Syke Nine girls, Ari has a little secret. She represents Arsenic, which is one of the most deadly chemicals on the planet. Guess where you can find arsenic hidden (other than in pesticides)? That’s right: Cigs.

Next up is Hydie.

Isn’t she perfect? She always looks her best and is consistently flawless. Her timeless look may have something to do with the fact that she represents formaldehyde, another nasty chemical found in smokes. The tobacco companies use it because it supposedly helps amplify the tobacco’s flavor. The thing is, formaldehyde is the same crap they use in dead bodies and lab frogs to keep dead things from decaying. Nothing like the rich, smooth taste of death, eh?

Rounding out our toxic trio is Ace.

She has great nails and fiery looks. Ace represents acetone, a liquid that is super flammable and pretty freaking toxic. The same chemical is found in nail polish remover and (you guessed it) cigarettes. Why do they put that junk in smokes? Big tobacco won’t even say! REALLY. But if that crap can take the paint of your nails imagine what it does to your insides. Comforting, right?

Don’t get too grossed out yet, we still have 3 more luscious ladies to go…..